You Say; I Say

You say, “potato;” I say “solanum tuberosum.”

You say “mistake;” I say “lesson.”
You say “why;” I say “why not?”

You say “silly;” I say “necessary.”
You say “necessary;” I say “silly.”

You say “respect;” I say “fear.”
You say “discipline;” I say “abuse.”

You say “stupid;” I say “your opinion.”
You say “remember when;” I say “move on.”